Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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