THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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