I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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