Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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