I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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