You're completely useless in the revolution.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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