Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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