I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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