They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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