there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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