return my video game
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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