did you get engaged???
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
