Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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