He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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