yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I did not marry a roomba.
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