That's when you crack a 10am beer
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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