My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
NoShamevember. You game?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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