Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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