Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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