Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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