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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Do you have swine flu?

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

Pigs, yes. Swine, no.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"

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(940): View more from Texas

I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast

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(727): View more from Florida

that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"

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(406): View more from Montana

its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic

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