if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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