Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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