This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize