so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
The ass gains better be worth it
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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