it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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