Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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