Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Im just a social blackout drinker.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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