Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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