Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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