Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
