I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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