If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
