im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize