My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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