I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
