Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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