apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
