Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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