I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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