I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
