Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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