when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
