You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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