so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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