my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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