Can Purell be used as lube?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My vagina is officially offended.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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