No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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