Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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