I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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