And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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