i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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