just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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