Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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